“Very few ticket checks on the other exit. Just saying…”
Gare d’Austerlitz Station, Paris

“Cannabis use. A 3.750€ penalty.
A weekend in lovey Amsterdam, 250€. You choose.”
Gare du Nord Station, Paris

“Parking advice. Hazard lights every day
keep the tickets away.”
9 rue Etienne Marcel, Paris

“Get a 15€ bonus next month.
Get a blank taxi receipt today.”
Taxi station at 40 Saint-Quentin st, Paris

“Darkness. Comfort. Even popcorn.
Believe me, there’s no nicer hiding place.”
UGC Opéra at Boulevard des Italiens, Paris

“Here. Never mind the no-clothes girls. 
This place is crawling with plain-clothes cops.”
Place Pigalle (raunchy district), Paris

“In case you’re checked
‘Wǒ bù míngbái, wǒ shì zhōngguó rén’
conveniently means
‘I don’t get it, I’m Chinese.’”
Metro Franklin Roosevelt, Paris